Thursday, April 3, 2014

“I’m not superstitious; I’m just a little stitious.” -Michael Scott



 

 
Whenever I’m driving with my mom and we see a coyote she gets very excited. She believes it’s a sign that we will both receive money in the near future. Now, whether we’re talking about an inheritance from an old aunt’s estate or a ten dollar bill left in a jacket pocket, it doesn’t matter. My mom’s convinced the coyote was a messenger.
Maybe that’s the problem with our society today; we’re no longer superstitious so nothing keeps us in check. There is no motivation to be good, just a constant barrage of consumerism. The Northern Utes, true natives to this valley, seem to understand an aspect of this life that we haven’t figured out. They treat the Earth and fellow animals with respect and their lives seem richer somehow. I mean, if we celebrated gods and goddesses in the Roaring Fork valley today what would they be? The god of heavy equipment operation, the goddess of perfect-fit yoga pants…
We’ve taken monotheistic capitalism to a ridiculous circus mirror stage, and if we don’t pull it together soon:
“I think we risk becoming the best-informed society that has ever died of ignorance.” -RubĂ©n Blades
By ‘pull it together’ I mean start living simply so others may simply live. Everyone on this planet is entitled to a sustainable life with food, shelter, medicine and education. And this is a goal we can all get behind. For Jesus’ sake, we’re not talking about putting designer clothing on every child, just shoes and a backpack.
What exactly is the point of having more anyway? Are we sure that’s the end goal, because we all end up in the same place. And I, for one, don’t want to show up at the pearly gates with a huge bank account and try to explain how it is that so many of my mates are starving and homeless. No one’s life is simple. And you can’t tell by looking at someone’s handbag how sick they are in mind or heart. It’s like that old all-girls-school saying: You can’t tell a book by its cover (but you can tell how much it’s going to cost.) I think the key to leading a rich life is more about attitude and gratitude than actual wealth. It’s about what kind of things get under our skin and whether or not we let them fester.
It intrigues me that most people I’ve met who only have the clothes on their back and the food in their fire are always smiling and laughing, while 90% of the people in Willits wear a blank scowl. Trust me, I recognize Resting Bitchy Face when I see it. We all know how crow’s feet are formed and that is one way to defy age as it marches across your face, but how bad is your life that you can’t return a stranger’s smile in the grocery store?! I work in a grocery store, for a minimal wage, and yet I can’t help but smile. (Of course, I do work for the good guys; the capitalists with a conscience.)
Speaking of minimum wage, check out what Bill Maher has to say on the subject:

“Wouldn’t it be great if there were democrats out there now who would say to billionaires, ‘Oh, you’re crying? We’ll give you something to cry about. You don’t want a minimum wage? How bout we not only have a minimum wage, we have a maximum wage.’ That is not a new idea. James Madison, who wrote our constitution, said government should prevent an immoderate accumulation of riches. Washington, Jefferson, Hamilton, they all agreed that too much money in the hands of too few would destroy democracy. What can you buy with two billion dollars that you can’t buy with one? You couldn’t spend that kinda cash if you lived forever and your money manager was MC Hammer.”
-Real Time with Bill Maher

So, whenever I’m driving around the back roads looking for coyotes, with a rabbit’s foot swinging from the rear view mirror and a silver dollar in my pocket, I always remember to smile. And be good.